Along the lines of my recent "texting toddlers" post, I remembered this one, so I dug it up and it made me laugh again. I'd forgotten about it.
Finally annoyed (and seeing the implications of a child with free rein on an iPhone), I wrote, “will you please ask your aunt Cindy to call NNR?” Reply: “I. Am. In. Charge.” Foreseeing an afternoon of texts every 10 seconds, I decided to be a little more authoritative: “Tell your aunt Cindy to call me right now.” The blond beast wrote, “No. Way.” Then, “Home. Alon” and “Say something!!!!”