I just read some headlines on male nurses and realized I haven't blogged my favorite male-nurse story. My boyfriend is a nurse. He's a big dude with a shaved head, which somehow makes this story even funnier, but also relevant is the fact that he bounces around in an enthusiastic good mood at work.
Pt: Are you my doctor?
BF: No, I'm your nurse.
Pt: You're a man.
BF: I know! [bounce, bounce]
There just isn't a better comeback.