We were standing around the EMS radio thingy listening to reports of a trauma trickling in the way they do. Initially the word was that it was a head trauma, but then later I heard it was a femur fracture. So here was the "Airplane" conversation that followed: Coworker: OK, we have a femur coming in. Me: I thought it was a head. Where is it? Coworker: It's that round thing on top of your neck. Me: No, where's the injury? Coworker: The femur would be in the leg, NNR.
I love obvious humor.