You know what's AWESOME?

  • Going to my Microsoft Office download page only to find I have to log in and then finding my saved login (scrupulously saved, may I add, in 1Password) does not work
  • Discovering that without this login, I cannot download the software again
  • Having to call Microsoft customer support
  • Being connected to an Indian named Joe (I know your name isn't Joe, dude)
  • Having FUCKING BANJO start barking her head off right when he starts rattling off product codes, because that's totally when I want a loudly barking dog to obscure the heavily accented Indian English coming through the phone

THAT is what is awesome!