I actually have two new ones, but the other one can't be HIPAA-fied. This one was a lady who came in with a cough and URI stuff like everyone else in town. She was freaking out thinking she had pneumonia because per PCP sent her to the ER for a chest x-ray (I won't even go down that path right now).
When I went to discharge her, I said, "OK, happy news! You don't have pneumonia. It's just bronchitis."
Without breaking stride she said, "Ain't nobody got TIME for that."
I almost fell off my rolling chair laughing. I think I had to wipe my eyes.
Pt: "I take it you've seen that video."
Me: "We sing and dance to the song like every shift."
It was awesome.