On orienting a confused elderly pt Ask: Date? 1930 Place? Mars President? Bush Last BM? <suddenly alert> Today at 1035, large and soft— beth hawkes (@bhawkesRN) November 18, 2013
I'm not sure at what age preoccupation with bowels starts, but this tweet captures the whole thing. I can't remember if I had a patient say this or I read it, but it's still funny: "I used to want a big BMW. Now I just want a big BM."