QOTD so far this weekend

Me: Are you allergic to any medications?

Pt: Ibuprofen, Toradol, Tylenol, Aleve, and Voltaren.

Me: What happens when you take those?

Pt: My pain doesn't go away.

Me: That's not an allergy. Let's review and update your allergy list.

Pt: Review THIS [with Italian hand gesture]. [Walks out.]

I'm getting too old for this kind of thing.