Me: Are you allergic to any medications?
Pt: Ibuprofen, Toradol, Tylenol, Aleve, and Voltaren.
Me: What happens when you take those?
Pt: My pain doesn't go away.
Me: That's not an allergy. Let's review and update your allergy list.
Pt: Review THIS [with Italian hand gesture]. [Walks out.]
I'm getting too old for this kind of thing.