I just opted not to do it...

I want to say things so bad to nurses I'm giving report to.

"Why didn't you give potassium?"

"Well, the physician ordered it, but I simply opted randomly to refuse to give it."


"Why didn't he give calcium chloride?"

"Well, I'm not privy to his innermost decision-making processes. Would you like me to transfer you so you can ask him to justify his decisions?"


"Can you make sure this trauma patient's clothes are not all tied up in a plastic bag like they were last time?"


But I don't.