Work conversations, part X

Triage tech: No one has answered my question.

Me: What is it?

Him: This meme says the color of your underwear plus what you last ate would be your Enterprise name. So what if you're not wearing underwear?

Me: "Commando," obviously.

Him: Awesome. [Types "Commando Whopper"]

Me: My God. Mine would be "pink striped peanut butter noodles."

Him: THAT'S DISGUSTING.

Me: What?

Him: I mean not your underwear, but PEANUT BUTTER NOODLES??

And that's why I like my job.