Triage tech: No one has answered my question.
Me: What is it?
Him: This meme says the color of your underwear plus what you last ate would be your Enterprise name. So what if you're not wearing underwear?
Me: "Commando," obviously.
Him: Awesome. [Types "Commando Whopper"]
Me: My God. Mine would be "pink striped peanut butter noodles."
Him: THAT'S DISGUSTING.
Him: I mean not your underwear, but PEANUT BUTTER NOODLES??
And that's why I like my job.