Buy This Book Right Now

You can do it at Amazon. I would provide a link but my iPad needs some Midol and I think by now most people know how to use search boxes. I'm not too big on self-help books because (a) they're usually stupid, (b) I'd rather read funny stuff like Chelsea Handler and Jenny Lawson, (c) they're usually stupid, and (d) it's usually SSDD.

But this one is an hour read and contains common sense, except for it seems to claim that homosexuality is just a pesky thing that can be "cured." That nearly soured me on the whole book. But other than that, it's like the manual for life that I've often been pissed off I didn't have.