Coworker 1: I'm going to Vegas soon.
Me: Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
CW 3: I hope the zombie apocalypse starts there.
Me: I'm not worried about the zombie apocalypse. I don't think they can swim. I'll find an island.
CW 3: You have a solid point.
CW 1: That's stupid. They SO can. I saw it on TV.
CW 2: But wait! In "Pirates of the Caribbean" they walked along the ocean floor!
CW 1: Those weren't zombies!
Me: I don't know. It was a clear case of reanimation.
New employee: You people are freaking me out.