Most annoying Craigslister EVER

This just has to be posted. It is probably the second most irritating interaction I have ever had with another human, including those who have puked on my Danskos.

It started with a Craigslist ad for some retro lime green kitchen chairs. Obviously I couldn't pass THAT up. It was posted in early June. When I replied and the seller said they wouldn't be available until the end of July, I should have quit. By the time she went back and forth forgetting days and times and being in general a complete moron, I definitely should have.

At the finish I went to get the chairs because, as George Carlin says about passing annoying drivers, I just wanted to see what the fuck she looked like (she looked like a vapid blond college kid half-drunk on cheap beer). Start at the bottom because it's copied from an e-mail thread.

On Jun 25, 2014, at 7:05 PM Txt me once u see this to let me know if ur coming or not. I won't be here past 8 pm tho

On Jun 25, 2014, at 6:33 PM I can come right now actually. [finally tiring of the whole thing]

On June 25, 2014 at 6:30:39 PM Oh I thought we were today. I could do thuraday after noon or Friday morning at 11

On Jun 25, 2014, at 6:22 PM I thought we said the 26th. Which is tomorrow. I leave for work at noon tomorrow (thursday)

On June 25, 2014 at 6:17:45 PM 11 pm? I will be at work.

On Jun 25, 2014, at 4:57 PM How about 11?

On Wed, Jun 25, 2014 at 11:37 AM Hi do you know a time range you want to pick the chairs up?

On Jun 21, 2014, at 1:42 PM Will do.

On June 21, 2014 at 10:21:47 Sounds good! Call me Wednesday and we can arrange time/place

On Jun 19, 2014, at 8:10 PM 26th is fine.

On Thu, Jun 19, 2014 at 3:46 PM I leave the 27th could u do the 26th? Or I can always drive to you.

On Jun 19, 2014, at 1:02 PM The 27th? If not I can do this week. Just let me know.

On Thu, Jun 19, 2014 at 12:21 PM this friday or next?

On Jun 19, 2014, at 10:42 AM How about around 11:00 Fri?

Date: June 18, 2014 Ok perfect - could we arrange a time next week?

On Jun 17, 2014, at 6:02 PM Yep!

On Tue, Jun 17, 2014 at 1:56 PM I talked to my roommates and they are willing to sell them next week. You still interested?

On Jun 9, 2014, at 8:24 PM I suppose that would be OK. I’ll drop you a line next month then.

On June 9, 2014 at 12:37:44 PM I still have them! I know my roommates would prefer to keep them til end of July if that works for you?

On Jun 8, 2014, at 8:44 PM If you still have these chairs I'll take them!